A word on techniques for embarrassing your friends and family!

My father used to tell me that "embarrassing your kids is one of the great joys of life". This philosophy was put into practice on a regular basis. A usually manifestation was a rousing, whistled chorus of the 'Kit-Kat' candy bar song whenever we entered the super-market.

Following in my father's footsteps, Rosita and I have developed an arsenal of vocabulary all our own which is sure to make even the most seasoned veteran of stoicism blush. It is with great anticipation that we will be able to someday call each other 'Tito' and 'Pookie' to the consternation of our future family. If you have any humorous anecdotes to add please do not hesitate to post.